my psychology professor: people who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. people who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
Anonymous: Did you and Will break up?
Anonymous: Hey sexy! Has Will eaten you out yet?
Anonymous: Would you be interested in some paid nude modeling?
Anonymous: like how good is getting eaten out?
Anonymous: i bet u love cock dont you?
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn